Me: Hey, let’s go rent a car.

Enlightened One: I’m not sure we can…

Me: No need to worry. I can handle it. In fact it’ll be awesome! We can drive up the coast and visit those places we talked about. Oh man, the weather is supposed to be awesome for the next few days. I’m already in love with the idea and I haven’t even got the car yet.

Enlightened One: But…

Me: It’ll be fine I promise. Let’s go in…

Enlightened One: No. Seriously. Neither of us packed our driver’s licenses…

Me: Ah...

Enlightened One: …

Me: Gelato, then?

Enlightened One: …