How to Beat a Claw Machine Every Time
I can't believe I read the entire piece and seriously began to take the suggestions to heart. 8 year old me, is still sore about losing my allowance to these infernal machines.[1]
I couldn't help thinking up a SEO-bozo byline: "Or, how I learned to be a 21st century person, face my fears and become the hero I always knew I could be." ↩︎