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I love listening to podcasts, nearing the level I enjoy reading books. Reading for prolonged periods of time makes me sleepy. Listening to podcasts for extended lengths makes me lethargic. I am a border-line adult, so I need to get at least something done—anything really.

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My personal solution: only listen to podcasts while walking, with allotments for the occasional PokéStop.

</end vapid issue>